it was a stupid and boring day~and 4 of them or should i say 2 pairs of couple and me was staying at my crib...reggie and brandon~tina n vincent~me and......nope, i m alone =(.i wake up quite early and i heard tina n vincent was flirting around beside me.
i have been faking my slip n i m happy for them. ok, cut the crap. when i was feeling way too bored faking my stupid slip, i juz use 'jovienne' and hit them in the face. vincent was asking me 'wtf are u doing' but with happy faces. sigh, he has spending lots of time with Tina, if anyone would have happy faces it would b him. and he deserves it.
then reggie and brandon came in. they were eating bak gua. bak gua that i bought. haha. i know i know. it was delicious. no nid to thx me.=)
then suddenly vincent come up with an idea of naming each and one of us a 'china style' name. and that's how the ^Small Small Corp is born!!^
and this is wat we came up with...
vincent = ji may / xiao may(ji over here means chicken cuz his hair look like chic)
Tina = xiao mao(because she likes to eat fish..and tat's the fact!)
Me = chui yuk/xiao chui(chui means fragile, yuk is jed)
Reggie = xiao fang/ shi fang(cuz her face is like plasma TV)
Brandon = xiao dou(its because he is long, like long beans)
OMG..for all the names that they have in this world, they name me chui yuk. wtf. i tell them that in normal TVB or in hong kong old times series, chui yuk is for those who are working as maid or slaves who wash their masters feet and those who washes cloth. after that they kip calling out my name.' xiao chui, wash my feet would ya' then i have to answer accordingly 'yes ma'am or sir'.
damn....=.=!!..FUCK U GUYS!!!
beware that one day.....I, Xiao Chui will put poison in all of ur food and hope u guys got poisoned!!!
wan pang sai cannot pang sai, ur ass so itchy that u wanna scratch also cannot as muscle has been soften by the poison. wan pee also cannot cuz got affected by poison. wan walk or move also cannot. so juz lay there, open ur eyes cannot close and juz breath..Muahahahahaha....
nah...juz kidding~=)..me Xiao Chui so good person, how come can treat u all like tat ler~*finger crossed at back*
17.2.08
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LOL! Funny!!But got some corrections thought, Brandon was named 'xiao dou' cos his face got lots of pimples, u know, 'ching chun dou'? And ur 'chui' doesn't mean fragile, it's 'greenish'.
yea yea...okok...erm...got a lot of different meaning but then same words one ma rite?hehe...
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